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vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.
person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person
vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021
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vagueshaming 

When someone speaks about another person, but doesn't use their name. The IRL version of "subtweeting".
The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.
vagueshaming by Hailboogie November 5, 2014
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vaneesha 

A tiny little midget like Indian Goddess that is really beautiful but a complete whack job at times with great taste in Emmetts!
She is such a Vaneesha
vaneesha by Bails bailey March 5, 2015

Vareesha 

Wow! She is a vareesha
Vareesha by anonymous October 2, 2021
A person who is very smart but does not think so. They are also stuck to the idea of dictatorship. If you ever encounter one...run. However, they are very friendly and are AMAZINGLY smart at Spanish. They may deny the fact, but they are very good at Spanish. Unfortunately, even though they don’t fail Spanish, they fail the English language. And do not understand the book The Tempest by Shakespeare. They are a Harvard student. And will mentally and physically die from the pain of getting a B or even an A-
That boy is such a Vageesh! He is sure to pass the Spanish Interpersonal today!
Vageesh by Michigan Michael Lake November 20, 2020
A dictator and a mango. They are said to be very vicious and if you come across one...run. However, they are also very friendly at times and helpful. They also are very smart but do not think so. Unfortunately whelp never you encounter them, your insecurities will flourish. They are AMAZINGLY good at Spanish but somehow fail the English language.
That boy is such a Vageesh, he’s sure to pass the interpersonal for Spanish 2-3!
vageesh by Michigan Michael Lake November 20, 2020

vakeesha 

Sensitive to the core (Meaning, she takes everything to heart with great passion) Does not like drama, but it seems to always find her. She will love and fight for what she loves. If she doesn’t vibe with you she won’t stick around and seem cold. Don’t mistaken her generosity with weakness. She’s a a lion covered in a sheep coat.
Vakeesha is a Lion within, disguised as a sheep.
vakeesha by Donte White November 23, 2021
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