Vageeb 

The act of hitting a gravity bong made of a hollowed out dildo, inserted in the vagina. The smoker smokes from the vaginal cavity then proceeds to drink the "bong water" which is made up of vaginal fluids.

"Yo I totally hit a vageeb on Taylor the other day"-Chad
"Bro no fucking way!"-Brad

Vageeb by yaboitibbles May 13, 2019

Vaguebooking 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"

Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."

Opposite:

Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"

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Vaguebooking by elbandidomaximo February 19, 2009

Vaguebooker 

someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

...don't be one.

Example:

Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "regretting last night"

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."

"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"

Vaguebooker by .JEll. February 5, 2010

vageesha 

proper noun; she is the most perfect human. she is more beautiful than the a million stars and smarter than anyone you would know. shes THAT perfect girl from every anime she is the cutest and sexiest. she has the best flirting skills and will blow you away with her cheesy pickup lines but you will find yourself eventually falling for her so hard that you are absolutely enamored by her whole being. a human cannnot be perfect but vageesha is.

person 1: vageesha is my favourite person
person 2: shes my favourite person too
person 3: i think shes everyones favourite person

vageesha by lemonnpieperson August 13, 2021

Vaguebooking 

When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.

Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."

Vaguebooking by PotstickerLicker September 17, 2017

Vaguebook 

noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.

Did you see Jeremy's vaguebook? All it said was 'pointless'.

Vaguebook by Gabrellus April 13, 2011

Vageebee

When a virgin claims they are non virgin. Often flexes being a pussy slayer while they play fortnite.

We all know he's a virgin but he wont admit it... What a vageebee

Vageebee by Lil Wanton November 10, 2019