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Vageenis 

Oscar’s not vagina non penis but somehow both at the same time.
Oscar has a vageenis because he is Oscar. *cumms💦🍆*
Vageenis by H1tlerr June 6, 2021
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vageenis 

A vagina photoshopped into a stretched image resembling a penis shape
"Hold on Zack, give me her nudes, I'm going to photoshop her pus to a vageenis"
vageenis by p33p33lick3r August 7, 2018

vageenis 

well... this word comes from the two words vagina and penis... transexuals, transgenders, and hermaphadites all are guilty of this disorder.
man, my vageenis itches
or
man, there is some discharge from my vageenis
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009
When one has a penis and vagina together as one. (Like a transexual)
Pronounced vuh-gee-niss
So last night on out honey moon, I found out my wife had a vagenis.......
Vagenis by monae.marie January 6, 2015
Like mangina, vagenis is a term which suggests that one has hybrid genitals. Vagenis is the more flattering of the two suggestions or accusations because it assumes a higher degree of femininity.
If I women has a shoe size between 7-9, she could potentially have a vagenis. If she has a shoe size of 9+, she could potentially have a mangina.
Vagenis by ( ====D ) August 12, 2009
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