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vag badger 

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.
vag badger by CellBlock March 11, 2005
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Vag Badger 

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Vag Badger by thevagbadger July 6, 2009
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vag badge 

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.
She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.
vag badge by gwarg May 23, 2014

vag badge 

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power
female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...
vag badge by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

Vag Badge 

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"
Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.
Vag Badge by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

Vag Badge 

A tattoo above a woman's vagina. but not on the stomach. more in the pelvic region.

it's usually somethine white trash, like roses, or a moon.. with a name in it?

(this is the frontal version of the tramp stamp)
"i got my vag badge because I wanted a $7000 ring from my boyfriend"
Vag Badge by AntaE July 8, 2007

Vag Badge 

A tattoo on, or coming up from the crotch.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see the vag badge on that chick?!
Guy 2: No! What'd it look like?!
Guy 1: The wings of an eagle!
Guy 2: Sweeeet.

Girl: I hear they call her fire crotch because she has a flaming tiger for a vag badge.
Vag Badge by Payton M. September 11, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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