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Vaboon 

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An ugly or discoloured vagina which is said to resemble a baboon's arse
Jim: How was the date last night bro? Did she put out?

Cliff: Yeah, the slag had a proper vaboon

Jim: Errr did you still tap it though?

Cliff: Blates

(They hi 5)
Vaboon by BobbyTwoTins March 11, 2011
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varoon 

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he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."
varoon by swaggier then you May 23, 2016
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Related Words
Vaboon • vaboonis • vagoon • varoon • valoon • vabona • vaboo • vacoon • Vagoona • Vahoonie

Valoon 

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The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.
Guy 1: Woah, dude! That was so awesome!!!
Guy 2: I know, right? It was so Valoon!
Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011
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Varooney 

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word used to describe a fun loser
Varooney.... whatchya thinkIN?
Varooney by wordcraze April 29, 2011
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vapoony 

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When a female has a strange feeling that they are going to shit out of there vagina
After getting izwonked Shannon went to use the restroom notcing it was only a floop. After standing up she felt a vapoony
vapoony by bobby noxville July 26, 2010
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Vagoon 

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Someone hunting Vagoo
Not having any trim in a while a horny Panda was on the prowl. He was truly a vagoon tonight.
Vagoon by SammichBitch July 6, 2007
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vaboo 

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Vaboo is a noun, pronoun, a verb, an adverb, an adjective, etc. Vaboo is actually anything you want it to be, and anyone you want it to be!
*The exam was vabooting, I swear I got below 50.
*I want to vaboo with my man tonight, its gon' be so on!
*Vaboo was so mean to me yesterday, nigga called me a ratchet-ass-hoe...
vaboo by M_Bee October 20, 2013
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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