Skip to main content
A cringe fortnite gamer trying to convert to CS:GO
You are so v1tel dude.
v1tel by not v1tel March 16, 2020
Words you can keep
The worlds smartest most and intelligent man. Hes really one with ladys, and knows how to play his cards right. Hes a lover, but hes also a fighter, so dont piss him off.

You are so vitelio, you should be given a noble prize.
vitelio by vito1 January 11, 2009
Related Words
v1tel votel Vateli Veteli vitel vitela vitelabs Vitelavadina vitelio Vitellius

Vitellius 

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Vitellius by PMax January 11, 2009
best na, really kind, sexy, and considerate person that is very good in Minecraft and basically radiant in valorant
her: UR INSANE <3
him: im vytel bro ;)
vytel by notvytel October 28, 2021
Vetelissä on noin 4 asukasta. Kaikki ovat karvaisia mummoja. Kaikki rasisteja aina vittu sataa. jakkeja on noin 20. vetelin asukkaista suurin osa on yli 87 vuotiaita pikku lapsia.
messässä vissasta vittu ossaa ja karhunvatukat perseeseen...veteli
Veteli by KebabaNoHerp January 20, 2017
Shoving nutella up your vagina for pleasure
I Vutella when my hubs is out of town and I can't be sexually pleasures by him
Vutella by Vagina69 December 30, 2010
The most fashionable beautiful person ever.
We love you.
I love you.
The baddest bitch out here.
I would give my life and soul to vitelma with no hesitation.
Vitelma by a vitelma stan March 30, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Next