nutella

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.
Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.
by AmeliaJane January 29, 2009
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The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007
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a very delicious chocolate hazelnut spread, It is sex and an amazing orgasm put into a jar
John: Man,I love nutella so much...
Bill:who doesnt, it is the second best thing after sex
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A girl that is dark, sweet, and spreads easily.
by SamIAm711 March 28, 2007
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a substance that you rub on the scrotum to increase taste of balls when sucked by the bitch of your choosing
Hugh Heffner nutellas his balls each time he gets a new bitch, how else do you think he gets all the 20 year olds?
by quasimodo spiceyweiner August 15, 2011
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a never ending game in which, if someone says something about another person, and the other person says NUTELLA, the person has to tell the person what they have said about them. if the person says PEANUT BUTTER before the other says nutella, they do not have to tell the person.
Person 1: 'BOB IS SO HOT!'
Person 2: 'NUTELLA!'
Person 1 to Bob: 'YOU'RE SO HOT- NUTELLA'
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Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.
his nutella all over my pilla
by Krkič November 17, 2020
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