Vateli is a beautiful girl who will always stand up for what's right. She is such a beautiful girl that everyone wants to hang out with. All the boys fall at her feet because she is just drop dead gorgeous. She is kind hearted and has such a gorgeous soul. Vateli is a girl with an amazing body, curvy in every way possible. She is so sporty and so athletic that it's almost too good to be true. It's like God sent down one of his best, most perfect angels and everyone who meets her is blessed.
"Vateli..."
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."
"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."
"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"
by Davo123 July 29, 2019
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