Vateli 

Vateli is a beautiful girl who will always stand up for what's right. She is such a beautiful girl that everyone wants to hang out with. All the boys fall at her feet because she is just drop dead gorgeous. She is kind hearted and has such a gorgeous soul. Vateli is a girl with an amazing body, curvy in every way possible. She is so sporty and so athletic that it's almost too good to be true. It's like God sent down one of his best, most perfect angels and everyone who meets her is blessed.

"Vateli..."
"Yes?"
'Thank you."
"For what?"
"For everything, thank you for being here, thank you for blessing my eyes, thank you for being you."

"Who's that girl"
"That's Vateli"
"She's absolutely, drop dead gorgeous"
"Mate I know right"
"How does someone that perfect actually exist?"
"Mate I don't know"

Vateli by Davo123 July 29, 2019

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

vitelio 

The worlds smartest most and intelligent man. Hes really one with ladys, and knows how to play his cards right. Hes a lover, but hes also a fighter, so dont piss him off.

You are so vitelio, you should be given a noble prize.

vitelio by vito1 January 11, 2009

Vaselize 

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

Vaselize by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Vanelis 

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.

That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.

Vanelis by klinggirl February 2, 2010

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009

Vagelis 

The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.

The Chariots of Fire had the best soundtrack by Vagelis.

Vagelis by gregben August 27, 2022