a vitela means one who lacks skills in Call of Duty. Vitelas normally are found in the nicest parts of areas trying to act out as a "thug" when they really are not. Vitelas eat the penis's of much bigger stronger men and worship phony gods they call by the names of K-Blow, Teblow, and Moreneblow. Vitela's are normally and angry species because the fact that their shlong is way below the national average.
Bob: Hey, you know Jesse?
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.
by ilovemilfs September 24, 2011
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The worlds smartest most and intelligent man. Hes really one with ladys, and knows how to play his cards right. Hes a lover, but hes also a fighter, so dont piss him off.
by vito1 January 11, 2009
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by Mac Daddy T January 26, 2012
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“Go fuck yourself”
“That’s the same as masturbating though”
“Well telling someone to go masturbate isn’t gonna do anything is it”
“I love dogs so much”
“My dog died yesterday”
“Stfu you’re giving me vibelash”
“Dude I just got vibelash”
“What happened?”
“I tried to find stock photos of people shaking salad and got something completely different...”
“That’s the same as masturbating though”
“Well telling someone to go masturbate isn’t gonna do anything is it”
“I love dogs so much”
“My dog died yesterday”
“Stfu you’re giving me vibelash”
“Dude I just got vibelash”
“What happened?”
“I tried to find stock photos of people shaking salad and got something completely different...”
by Just putting up a definition February 29, 2020
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Welfare, unemployment, race riots, gangs, drugs, prostitution, teen pregnancy, illegal aliens, white trash (black trash, brown trash and even yellow trash too! It's a rainbow of trash!), horrible schools, high taxes (for those that work and care about their houses), bad water, crumbling infrastructure,and corrupt politicians!
Talk about paradise!
Vineland makes Franklinville look good.
Welfare, unemployment, race riots, gangs, drugs, prostitution, teen pregnancy, illegal aliens, white trash (black trash, brown trash and even yellow trash too! It's a rainbow of trash!), horrible schools, high taxes (for those that work and care about their houses), bad water, crumbling infrastructure,and corrupt politicians!
Talk about paradise!
Vineland makes Franklinville look good.
The best thing about Vineland is leaving it.
by Happy Vineland Resident March 31, 2005
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