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a vitela means one who lacks skills in Call of Duty. Vitelas normally are found in the nicest parts of areas trying to act out as a "thug" when they really are not. Vitelas eat the penis's of much bigger stronger men and worship phony gods they call by the names of K-Blow, Teblow, and Moreneblow. Vitela's are normally and angry species because the fact that their shlong is way below the national average.
Bob: Hey, you know Jesse?
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.
vitela by ilovemilfs September 24, 2011
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Viceland 

A TV channel run by the magazine Vice. Brings culture and lesser known places to the eye of the people.
I love watching the TV channel Viceland.
Viceland by mildeo November 26, 2016
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The worlds smartest most and intelligent man. Hes really one with ladys, and knows how to play his cards right. Hes a lover, but hes also a fighter, so dont piss him off.
You are so vitelio, you should be given a noble prize.
vitelio by vito1 January 11, 2009

Vineland High School 

A shitty school in which Sluts, want to be gangsters, ass holes , potheads, and douche bags , obtain their education.
Vineland High School is the epitome of how our tax dollars are going to waste.
Vineland High School by Mac Daddy T January 26, 2012
Damn, that girl is sooo Vitola!
vitola by ilya December 9, 2003

Vibelash 

When one persons vibing disrupts another's so badly they vibe a complete 180°
“Go fuck yourself”
“That’s the same as masturbating though”
“Well telling someone to go masturbate isn’t gonna do anything is it”

“I love dogs so much”
“My dog died yesterday”
“Stfu you’re giving me vibelash”

“Dude I just got vibelash”

“What happened?”
“I tried to find stock photos of people shaking salad and got something completely different...”

Vineland 

Largest city in New Jersey in square miles. Ironically, Vineland has the most trailer parks per square mile than any other city in New Jersey.

Welfare, unemployment, race riots, gangs, drugs, prostitution, teen pregnancy, illegal aliens, white trash (black trash, brown trash and even yellow trash too! It's a rainbow of trash!), horrible schools, high taxes (for those that work and care about their houses), bad water, crumbling infrastructure,and corrupt politicians!

Talk about paradise!

Vineland makes Franklinville look good.
The best thing about Vineland is leaving it.
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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