A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins david vielma: shut up faggot
the 4 hottest girl in the world. so clapped, so wifed. the 4 of them combined is the best woman ever
Vita- Fattest ass in the world
Eliza- smarty party
ava- bombastic slay monkey medina- down bad girl ong
Boy #1: man my girlfrined broke up with me, she was a hoe anyway
boy#2: you deserve better, go find yourself a vitelavadina
a vitela means one who lacks skills in Call of Duty. Vitelas normally are found in the nicest parts of areas trying to act out as a "thug" when they really are not. Vitelas eat the penis's of much bigger stronger men and worship phony gods they call by the names of K-Blow, Teblow, and Moreneblow. Vitela's are normally and angry species because the fact that their shlong is way below the national average.
Bob: Hey, you know Jesse?
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.