A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot
the 4 hottest girl in the world. so clapped, so wifed. the 4 of them combined is the best woman ever
Vita- Fattest ass in the world
Eliza- smarty party
ava- bombastic slaymonkey medina- down bad girl ong
Boy #1: man my girlfrined broke up with me, she was a hoe anyway
boy#2: you deserve better, go find yourself a vitelavadina
a vitela means one who lacks skills in Call of Duty. Vitelas normally are found in the nicest parts of areas trying to act out as a "thug" when they really are not. Vitelas eat the penis's of much bigger stronger men and worship phony gods they call by the names of K-Blow, Teblow, and Moreneblow. Vitela's are normally and angry species because the fact that their shlong is way below the national average.
Bob: Hey, you know Jesse?
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.