utsey

A bitch

“Your such a utsey”

by carlos_gomez8172 November 20, 2023

Chase Utley

Self proclaimed smut, the gorgeous Chase Utley plays 2nd base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Voted dirtiest player in baseball by Sports Illustrated due to excessive dirt, grass stainage, pine tar and sometimes blood that end up on his uniform after every game, and catchers beware! He will take you out if you are in his way!! Most likely, that is not the only reason they call him dirty.

Phillies second baseman Chase Utley has put up some filthy numbers in 2006, proving he's more than just another pretty face in an ugly uniform.

by Evia August 9, 2006

Dropped an Utley

Dropping a F Bomb in front of a large croud.

Yo, Joe Biden just dropped an Utley at the health care signing.

by nb576223 March 24, 2010

UTSEF

"Use The Search Engine, Fucker!" Commonly used in the industrial room on soulseek when noobs ask for music (which is usually quite easy to find) that everyone hates.

{gypsy87} ALQUIEN DE RAMMSTEIN FOR ME SERCH????!?!?!?!!
{jimgoose} Post tits or leave kthx.
{gypsy87} jejejejejejejeje
{Fritzkrieg} UTSEF!

by Fritzkrieg February 17, 2006

useyourcondoms

Useyourcondoms is the name of an Instagram spam page of a gay man that obsesses over straight men

Betty: Did you see Zack’s recent story?
Amelia: Yea it was such a Useyourcondoms post

by lexiarie December 26, 2019

Ussey

It relates to a pussy and is when someone is being a pussy and will not do something or is being prude with a girl and when a guy has a girlfriend you can call his girlfriend his ussey.

1.) Hey Earl, stop being such a ussey and get some.
2.) Cito is so ussey whipped by Melanie.

by Johnnie Boyzzz November 2, 2011

Utset Otero's

Meaning Cuban Jew

is a sexy thing that walked onto this planet allong with the even more sexy Otero Both Loud got them Cuban $wag on high and every guy wants them while girls try to stay away from them because they know if they do something wrong they wont be seen till the after life.

Boy: Bro have you seen the Utset Otero's?
Boy: Hell yah Sexiest girls ever

Boy: Ill take Utset shes got the swag I want
Boy: Ill take Otero shes got the Sexy that I want

by Chris Drenta Cruise October 9, 2011