utsey
A bitch
“Your such a utsey”
utsey by carlos_gomez8172 November 20, 2023
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Chase Utley
Self proclaimed smut, the gorgeous Chase Utley plays 2nd base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Voted dirtiest player in baseball by Sports Illustrated due to excessive dirt, grass stainage, pine tar and sometimes blood that end up on his uniform after every game, and catchers beware! He will take you out if you are in his way!! Most likely, that is not the only reason they call him dirty.
Phillies second baseman Chase Utley has put up some filthy numbers in 2006, proving he's more than just another pretty face in an ugly uniform.
Chase Utley by Evia August 9, 2006
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Dropped an Utley
Dropped an Utley by nb576223 March 24, 2010
UTSEF
"Use The Search Engine, Fucker!" Commonly used in the industrial room on soulseek when noobs ask for music (which is usually quite easy to find) that everyone hates.
{gypsy87} ALQUIEN DE RAMMSTEIN FOR ME SERCH????!?!?!?!!
{jimgoose} Post tits or leave kthx.
{gypsy87} jejejejejejejeje
{Fritzkrieg} UTSEF!
{jimgoose} Post tits or leave kthx.
{gypsy87} jejejejejejejeje
{Fritzkrieg} UTSEF!
UTSEF by Fritzkrieg February 17, 2006
useyourcondoms
useyourcondoms by lexiarie December 26, 2019
Ussey
It relates to a pussy and is when someone is being a pussy and will not do something or is being prude with a girl and when a guy has a girlfriend you can call his girlfriend his ussey.
Ussey by Johnnie Boyzzz November 2, 2011
Utset Otero's
Meaning Cuban Jew
is a sexy thing that walked onto this planet allong with the even more sexy Otero Both Loud got them Cuban $wag on high and every guy wants them while girls try to stay away from them because they know if they do something wrong they wont be seen till the after life.
is a sexy thing that walked onto this planet allong with the even more sexy Otero Both Loud got them Cuban $wag on high and every guy wants them while girls try to stay away from them because they know if they do something wrong they wont be seen till the after life.
Boy: Bro have you seen the Utset Otero's?
Boy: Hell yah Sexiest girls ever
Boy: Ill take Utset shes got the swag I want
Boy: Ill take Otero shes got the Sexy that I want
Boy: Hell yah Sexiest girls ever
Boy: Ill take Utset shes got the swag I want
Boy: Ill take Otero shes got the Sexy that I want
Utset Otero's by Chris Drenta Cruise October 9, 2011
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