UTSEF 

"Use The Search Engine, Fucker!" Commonly used in the industrial room on soulseek when noobs ask for music (which is usually quite easy to find) that everyone hates.

{gypsy87} ALQUIEN DE RAMMSTEIN FOR ME SERCH????!?!?!?!!
{jimgoose} Post tits or leave kthx.
{gypsy87} jejejejejejejeje
{Fritzkrieg} UTSEF!

UTSEF by Fritzkrieg February 17, 2006

usefulless 

The best word to replace 'useless'.

Hoping to get good grades in exams is usefulless.

usefulless by //waitwhat October 13, 2018

non useful body 

A term used by US Navy personnel most often in the form of the acronym "nub" to describe new personnel aboard a submarine who have not yet qualified for submarines. Typically useless for anything other than cleaning, taking out the trash, and making fun of on watch.

Term is often mistaken by nubs to be synonymous with noob.

Keane: Non useful body... I don't know what's so offensive. Man, I called this one nub a nub and he's like "It's not 'nub,' it's 'noob.' I almost tased that little punk.

Finney: Why didn't you?

Keane: I didn't want to deal with all the taser acquisition forms.

Finney: What about... Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee?

non useful body by ET1Keane November 14, 2010

Useful as nipples on a breastplate 

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

Useful as nipples on a breastplate by minkispunk September 11, 2011

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. 

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

usefuk 

used to fuck(, when naming an ex- booty call, girl/boy friend, fuck buddy, one night stand, ect.). used especially with hispanics/latinos, because we don't use past tense, bitches.

pedro: you see that girl ova there, homes? *points to random sexy chula*

jose: yeah, what about her?

pedro: that's my usefuk.

jose: July! JULYER! that's my cousin maria!

*girl turns around*

jose: hey butterface! wassup?

usefuk by ♠Kitty♠ March 22, 2009

usefulless 

a word to describe items or objects around the house/apartment that would be useful if only one can find it when in need

extra toothbrush

Roommate 1: "I found an unused, extra toothbrush!"
Roommate 2: "Keep it for drunk guests who can't find their toothbrush during State Patty's weekend."
Roommate 1: "It's one of those things that would be useful if only you can find it when you need it."
Roommate 2: "Yep, it's one of those usefulless stuff..."

usefulless by tproll July 1, 2011