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useless lesbian 

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.
Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna
useless lesbian by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018

Big Useless Dick 

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.
Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

Uselessness 

This world shall know uselessness.
Uselessness by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

Pa Will useless

When you have will in your group but he doesn't help with anything but he pretends to be doing it and claims to be doing it
Dan: what is he doing?
Best: I don't know but he is not helping
Dan: Pa Will arai na
Best: Pa Will useless
Pa Will useless by bestbe_ August 19, 2020

Useless Definition 

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason
(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

usenet nod 

To acknowledge a statement by not replying.

The assumption is that all involved heard/read what was said (as would usually be the case on small Usenet newsgroups), all agreed upon it enough not to object, and no one had any objections, so the statement is presumed to have been heard and acknowledged.
Guy: "Revenge of the Sith was the worst movie ever."
Group: "..." <-- usenet nod
Guy: "No one liked it? Good."
usenet nod by Logical Dash January 28, 2006