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uselessdesk 

The coolest mutual ever who inspired me to watch south park
Person “Hey have you seen uselessdesk’s new video?
Person 2 “Of course I have they are favourite mutual!”
uselessdesk by bigmanmango July 30, 2021

uselessdesk 

Some TikTok person who's pretty cool
Or something
Also very gay
uselessdesk is gay
uselessdesk by k1ndacringebro July 30, 2021

uselessdesk 

Uselessdesk is a cool and handsome mutual and they are funny like Amongus
Hey are you mutuals with uselessdesk on Tik tok
Yeah! There so cool

uselessdesk 

uselessdesk is a very epic and pog and cool and epic tiktoker how posts epic cool swag pog sp content,
omg hi do you know uselessdesk on tiktok?
yes omg! they are so pogchamp
uselessdesk by wavyyasher July 30, 2021

Uselessness 

This world shall know uselessness.
Uselessness by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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