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uselessness 

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying
uselessness by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness 

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.
mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible
uselessness by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

Uselessness 

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any
The uselessness of eskom is legendary
Uselessness by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

uselessdesk 

Have you seen uselessdesks new video?
No
Get some help
uselessdesk by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

uselessdesk 

The coolest mutual ever who inspired me to watch south park
Person “Hey have you seen uselessdesk’s new video?
Person 2 “Of course I have they are favourite mutual!”
uselessdesk by bigmanmango July 30, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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