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uselessness 

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying
uselessness by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness 

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.
mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible
uselessness by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

Uselessness 

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any
The uselessness of eskom is legendary
Uselessness by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

uselessdesk 

Have you seen uselessdesks new video?
No
Get some help
uselessdesk by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

uselessdesk 

The coolest mutual ever who inspired me to watch south park
Person “Hey have you seen uselessdesk’s new video?
Person 2 “Of course I have they are favourite mutual!”
uselessdesk by bigmanmango July 30, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
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