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uselessness 

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying
uselessness by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

uselessness 

Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.
mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible
uselessness by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

Uselessness 

Eskom the true definition of useless gives us tips on how to save electricity when we don't have any
The uselessness of eskom is legendary
Uselessness by Blackheart191829 January 24, 2023

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

uselessdesk 

Have you seen uselessdesks new video?
No
Get some help
uselessdesk by Uselessdesk August 27, 2021

uselessdesk 

The coolest mutual ever who inspired me to watch south park
Person “Hey have you seen uselessdesk’s new video?
Person 2 “Of course I have they are favourite mutual!”
uselessdesk by bigmanmango July 30, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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