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A lesbian who canโ€™t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.
Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like โ€œsweetumsโ€ and โ€œbabe,โ€ wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: Youโ€™re such a useless lesbian, Alayna
by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018
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A highly socially or romantically inept lesbian
Friend: You do know that they like you right?
You: But im so awkward!
Freind: My god you are such a Useless Lesbian
by Bread_Queen June 05, 2019
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