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Usefuln't 

An adjective describing something or someone that is not very useful.
"Yea, David is pretty usefuln't. I heard that he tried to put someone's stapler in Jell-O the other day!"
Usefuln't by RespectTheFancy November 25, 2020
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usefulivity 

The personal thought of usefulness of an individual in an every day context.
Scott: Then why would you never make the effort (to go on a date)

Christine: 'Cause I'm a useless person.

Scott: You're not useless. I like you for you, regardless of your usefulivity.
usefulivity by qr25de April 22, 2011

usefulnessity 

Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.
This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.
usefulnessity by psykobear August 1, 2018
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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