3 definitions by psykobear

Modemology

A person who knows what the FEC a router is doing with their PPPoA when they see it.

"Heaven help you if you want to do fancy modem settings that would need you to gopher into its guts and purge the preset parameters. Then you'd better have a PhD in modemology."

by psykobear July 31, 2018

usefulnessity

Something that's really really really useful. You don't know how your grandparents survived before it came along. When your one blows up over the weekend you love paying for the after-hours call out fee because you can't face another day without it.

This planet is a usefulnessity. I would die without it - or float around in space until I died.

by psykobear August 1, 2018

Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

by psykobear August 1, 2018