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2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.
2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 7, 2011
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1. A short bus that has been souped up, with engine modifications, chrome, spoiler, sidepipes, etc. In extreme cases, a short bus can be outfitted with the sort of suspension and oversize wheels seen on a monster truck, then entered in competitions. A very unusual sight.
1. Check out that souped up short bus. It's been modified to go fast and look cool. You don't see one of those everyday
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A means of keeping a baseball game going in the event that each team is so small (3 players or so) that a player who is already on base must go back up to bat. An invisible man is then placed on the base previously occupied by the person who has gone up to bat.

See Indian Baseball.
The bases are loaded, and we only have three people on each team. Let's have Tommy go back up to bat, and we'll put an invisible man on third.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub July 19, 2011
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1. When you have an itch you can't scratch, and it's killing you. So you wait and wait, looking forward to finally being able to scratch it. But then it goes away on its on, and you feel cheated.
Jack's crotch itched like crazy, but he was in church, so he couldn't scratch it. He waited until they started passing out the wine, then snuck out to the bathroom, but by the time he got there, the itch was gone. That's what's known as itch disappointment.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub August 10, 2011
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An assortment of toppings on a hotdog, which, taken together, are not associated with a particular city or region of the United States. Can be consciously used to foil a hotdog geography test, or may simply be the toppings a particular person prefers.
I couldn't tell where she was from, since she put ketchup, sauerkraut, and peppers on her hotdog. That's what I call a hotdog cornucopia!
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 27, 2011
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Observing which toppings another person puts on a hotdog, in order to discover that person's geographic origins. Can also be used to determine that person's level of taste, culture, and culinary refinement.
Results of such a test can be skewed if the person being observed puts enough toppings on their hotdog that a hotdog cornucopia results.
I can tell Dan doesn't hail from Chicago. I did a hotdog geography test while we were out, and I noticed he ordered his with ketchup on it.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 27, 2011
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I LOVE to say it. A statement that is always followed by a smug, judgemental, self-satisfied remark about someone else. Similar in many ways to I'm not being racist, but, the statement is used in a vain attempt to get people to think that it pains the person to say what he is about to say, when in fact it is plainly obvious that saying what he is about to say gives him a great deal of satisfaction.
I hate to say it, but I knew they'd end up divorced. She's such a floozie.
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 26, 2011
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