updage

Update, the derp way

I updaged the grid layout

by Herpa_derp April 23, 2015

update spamming

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017

Updated Autopsy Report

The special attack of best prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth, used to shut down all the defense attorneys who were incompetent enough to not have the latest autopsy report

Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT

by ObjectingFurry January 12, 2020

UPDRAGE

The irrational rage caused when someone upgrades a system and you're too stuck in your ways to adapt.

WHY CAN'T YOU FIXED SOMETHING THAT WAS WORKING JUST FINE BEFORE YOU "UPDRAGE"?

by SirYumYum June 18, 2012

Ass Update

When a person looks more thicc than the last time you saw them.

Ethan: “Ayo, bruh. Did you see Stacey’s new profile pic? She got hella thicc over the summer!

Steven: I know! She got that ass update.

by ClutchHandle34+35 July 13, 2021

Software Update

This slang mostly common in Pakistan. This is mostly attributed to the people who were once arrested by Pakistan's establishment for being anti-state who later became pro-state after release.

PTM needs a software update.

by Narrator007 January 23, 2022

update ambush

On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.

Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"

<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."

Thanks Microsoft!

by tm4c September 25, 2011