Fixed

Something that is or will have a certain outcome

KSI V LOGAN PAUL (25th August 2018) THE MOST FIXED EVENT IN HISTORY ALL SO THEY CAN GET MORE MONEY AS KSI GOT £80 MILLION FROM THE FIRST FIGHT

by Lord Shrigga August 26, 2018

fixed

On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.

Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.

by madmaxxx March 12, 2005

fixed

Neutered, castrated.

Eunuchs are fixed just like cats and dogs, and you.

by anlx July 13, 2007

fixed

To become intoxicated with alcohol and/or weed.

"Yo bro, what are you up to?"
"about to get dumb stupid fixed."
"werd."

by CeE BLaZe June 13, 2007

Fixed

When someone looks really good, you say they look fixed

Hey did you see Jamie today?
Yeah she looked real fixed!

by Trixyy April 26, 2011

Fixed

To have no balls. Like a neutered dog. Ball-less. Sore loser.

That dog is fixed. That coward is fixed.

by PhatChillin July 13, 2021

Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

by Æsop November 6, 2004