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Upage is a field hockey term which refers to the occasion when the ball in play rises above the maximum playable height limit. This height limit is dependent upon the level of play (middle school, high school, etc) as well as the eccentric interpretation of the on-field officials. "Upage" is never consistently applied and is often times used by an official to halt the down-field progress of the team they do not want to win. Upage is evidenced by the blowing of the whistle, stoppage of play and reversal of possession. As upage is often whimsical in it's application, and generally results in bewilderment of the players and fans alike, it is consistently used to "make up" for previous missed violations.
We were flying down the field, but were upaged. The game went into the crapper after that.
Upage by Wordmanster2 November 11, 2010
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used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down
me: uplage cat!
cat: fuck off!

or
me: dude uplage
dude: nah
uplage by domizzle May 23, 2006
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Upage • Upager • uprage • uppage • Uagendcode • ugage • ukage • Upavee • updage • upgee
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upgefukt 

Seemingly printable (and largely acceptable) variant of the phrase "fucked up," created in the German style.
I mistakenly shut off my computer while it was installing an OS update, and now it is completely upgefukt.
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The queen of all nature and plants. Loves to steal fruits and the hearts of young fragile boys. IF you fall in love with upavee you will probably die due to her beauty and kind heart. lover and fighter.
Upavee: *sees plant*
Plant: all hail the queen
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When a girls boobs are pushed up with a push up bra or another type of bra;
Relating to girls boobs and their outness in relationship to he body
Her uppage is mighty fine
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A cross between uproar and outrage.
There was uprage that night in town.
Uprage by pinky from the pod June 1, 2019
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