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unwhoreganized 

When a hoebag is entirely unsatisfactory and makes a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge mess.
Geoff: I had a good weekend meng, I fucked alotta bitches! How was yo weekend?

Timothy: Pretty sub-par ya dig?

Geoff: I dig. Please elaborate on the sub-parness.

Timothy: Well I picked up this bitch at a bar, and she was straight up unwhoreganized dawg. Just straight naaaaasty!
unwhoreganized by ohy'know December 7, 2010
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A cigarette found on the ground which someone had previously lit the wrong end of and decided to discard it.
Aha, an unwholy!!!! Someone failed tonight.
unwholy by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

unwhoretunate

When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.
The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.

Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.
unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023

unwhoretunate

When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.
It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.

Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.
unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023

unwhoretunate

When someone or something had the potential of being a total whore but sadly fell short of complete whoredom due to unfavorable circumstances
The fact Taqueesha's father had just walked in during the blow job is quite unwhoretunate.

Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.
unwhoretunate by Juanithan Blaze December 31, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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