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Unholy Hole 

The female anus, as opposed to the vagina; exclusively used in a sexual context. Used to stress the forbidden nature of ass play compared to vaginal which is considered "vanilla"
Girlfriend: I'm feeling dirty, how about we try something kinky tonight?
Boyfriend: What did you have in mind?
Girlfriend: I was thinking that instead of using my pussy we try it in a slightly more Unholy hole.
Unholy Hole by Brunette Anal lover December 4, 2016

unholy license

A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
Bro, 2017s Justice League is an unholy license.
unholy license by Rice rice March 31, 2021

Unholy Mother of Fuck 

An expression used to vent frustration/pain/almost any other feeling expressed by the word fuck, typically as an alternative to mother fucker with the added emphasis of the mother being unholy (except for it is a mother of fuck, and not a fucker of mothers).
Unholy mother of fuck! What is that?!

*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!
Unholy Mother of Fuck by fuckyeahnico December 11, 2010

Unholy Rosary 

Anal Beads. Used to pleasure the anus, a serious of rubber beads increasing in size (like the beads of a Holy Rosary).
She kept her unholy rosary next the the handcuffs for those nights when it got really kinky, or when she needed to service herself.
Unholy Rosary by Jake E. Meyer March 29, 2008

unholy hasselhoff 

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.

unholy trinity 

i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.

#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.

#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.

if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god

if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)

Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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