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unwholy

A cigarette found on the ground which someone had previously lit the wrong end of and decided to discard it.
Aha, an unwholy!!!! Someone failed tonight.
by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018
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Unholy Hole

The female anus, as opposed to the vagina; exclusively used in a sexual context. Used to stress the forbidden nature of ass play compared to vaginal which is considered "vanilla"
Girlfriend: I'm feeling dirty, how about we try something kinky tonight?
Boyfriend: What did you have in mind?
Girlfriend: I was thinking that instead of using my pussy we try it in a slightly more Unholy hole.
by Brunette Anal lover December 4, 2016
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unholy license

A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
Bro, 2017s Justice League is an unholy license.
by Rice rice March 31, 2021
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Unholy Mother of Fuck

An expression used to vent frustration/pain/almost any other feeling expressed by the word fuck, typically as an alternative to mother fucker with the added emphasis of the mother being unholy (except for it is a mother of fuck, and not a fucker of mothers).
Unholy mother of fuck! What is that?!

*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!
by fuckyeahnico December 11, 2010
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Unholy Rosary

Anal Beads. Used to pleasure the anus, a serious of rubber beads increasing in size (like the beads of a Holy Rosary).
She kept her unholy rosary next the the handcuffs for those nights when it got really kinky, or when she needed to service herself.
by Jake E. Meyer March 29, 2008
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unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
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unholy trinity

i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.

#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.

#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.

if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god

if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)

Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
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