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Partaining 

The act of tripling an opponents score in fantasy football, so as to metaphorically wipe your ass with their pride and render their team irrelevant in your fantasy league.
"Dude, did you lay a Partaining on him last weekend?" -Guy 1
"Yeah I Partained him hard, 152 to 49." -Guy 2
"That's crazy, he's so terrible." -Guy 1
"...I also had intercourse with his mother." -Guy 2
Partaining by commissionerfatguy September 29, 2014
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partylining 

When someone shares the same plane of movement with you in a paralell manner, usually very annoying. Happens mostly while driving, when one drives next to you, speeding up as you speed up and slowing down when you slow down, preventing you from changing lanes. Also happens while walking down the street, waiting in line, or jogging somewhere populated.
I was gonna get off at the last exit but that motherfucker in Tauras kept partylining me so I couldn't get over.

Hey I think that guy in the blue shorts has something for me. Everytime I get up to run a lap he keeps catching up and partylining me. It's really uncomfortable!
partylining by Stytches June 9, 2005

Stealth parttiming 

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.
Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

pertaining 

An ordinary word that suddenly becomes more comical when spoken by a one Faraz Fooker.
Faraz: "What you are pertaining to is highly indicative of yourself, Noel"
pertaining by Mr Hamed November 11, 2004

parfaiting 

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.
That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.
parfaiting by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

particing 

to learn drinking cheap whiskey from your trailer home while dodging hurricanes
Wes was particing with a bottle of CheapoBooze while he experienced his trailer was in flight, hurricane Jeanne had caught him.
particing by vagegast September 20, 2004

Paralining 

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining
Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that
Paralining by jib1235 September 25, 2010