unwhoretunate

When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.

The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.

Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.

unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023

unwhoretunate

When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.

It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.

Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.

unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023

unwhoretunate

When someone or something had the potential of being a total whore but sadly fell short of complete whoredom due to unfavorable circumstances

The fact Taqueesha's father had just walked in during the blow job is quite unwhoretunate.

Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.

unwhoretunate by Juanithan Blaze December 31, 2023

unforetunate 

How Auric Goldfinger ended up in da end when trying to cheat at golf.

Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.

unforetunate by QuacksO March 16, 2024