When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.
The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.
Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.
Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.
by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023
Get the unwhoretunate mug.When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.
It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.
Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.
Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.
by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023
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When someone or something had the potential of being a total whore but sadly fell short of complete whoredom due to unfavorable circumstances
The fact Taqueesha's father had just walked in during the blow job is quite unwhoretunate.
Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.
Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.
by Juanithan Blaze December 31, 2023
Get the unwhoretunate mug.Gert Frobe's character thought for sure dat he had Double-Oh-Seven's losing da golfing-match right in his pocket thanks to OddJob's sleight of hand --- or rather, of pant-leg, in his case --- in producing a duplicate golf ball, but thanks to da equally-wily Bond and his own clever manipulation of said dimpled spheres, it is da rich smuggler who ends up being unforetunate instead.
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
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