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unvestment
The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.
When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
unvestment by Shaggo April 2, 2012
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unveet • unleet • unyeetable • Uneet • unvee • Unvention. • unvertible • unvertisement • Unvestigate • unvestment
unleet
<person1>are there stupid questions
<person2>there are no stupid questions only stupid answers
<person3>U n00b 4sk!ng th4t mak3s m3 w4nt t0 p4wnz0r u 4rs3 b3w4r3 0f i h4x0rz sk!lz
<person3> is wanna be leet, <person2> most likely unleet
<person2>there are no stupid questions only stupid answers
<person3>U n00b 4sk!ng th4t mak3s m3 w4nt t0 p4wnz0r u 4rs3 b3w4r3 0f i h4x0rz sk!lz
<person3> is wanna be leet, <person2> most likely unleet
unleet by hemelskonijn June 20, 2008
Unvestigate
The FBI unvestigated Hillary Clinton's alleged mishandling of classified information, finding no violations.
Unvestigate by RK_catfish February 22, 2018
unvertisement
I hate those unvertisements where they're having a clearance for furniture or carpets and someone is constantly shouting. They don't make me want to buy stuff, they make me want to find the manager of that place and shove a screwdriver down his ear canal.
unvertisement by Korgmeister April 22, 2006
unyeetable
unyeetable by mothman #1 stan November 15, 2018
doubleplus unleet
A fusion of newspeak and leetspeak to indicate that something is superlatively bad. Alternatively, "!1337++," "++!1337"
NOT RECOMMENDED for use in verbal conversation, as it makes the speaker sound like a complete t00l.
NOT RECOMMENDED for use in verbal conversation, as it makes the speaker sound like a complete t00l.
A tool, in daily conversation: "Arrgh! That memo about the new dress code is doubleplus unleet! No more pocket protectors!"
A l33t haxx0r, in e-mail/im: "WinME+56k+hateway=!1337++, -kthxbai (And yes, I actually ran on that through 2003)"
A l33t haxx0r, in e-mail/im: "WinME+56k+hateway=!1337++, -kthxbai (And yes, I actually ran on that through 2003)"
doubleplus unleet by Erin October 29, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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