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unvestment

The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.

When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
- turns out buying that 50,000 dollar sports car was a huge unvestment.
unvestment by Shaggo April 2, 2012
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being unleet means being 1337 wifout the 1337/leet/elite attitude.
Not n00b nub or newb !
<person1>are there stupid questions
<person2>there are no stupid questions only stupid answers
<person3>U n00b 4sk!ng th4t mak3s m3 w4nt t0 p4wnz0r u 4rs3 b3w4r3 0f i h4x0rz sk!lz

<person3> is wanna be leet, <person2> most likely unleet
unleet by hemelskonijn June 20, 2008

Unvestigate 

Verb. To perform cursory or fake/fraudulent research, typically with a predetermined conclusion.
The FBI unvestigated Hillary Clinton's alleged mishandling of classified information, finding no violations.
Unvestigate by RK_catfish February 22, 2018

unvertisement 

An advertisement so incredibly annoying that it actually puts you off whatever it advertised.
I hate those unvertisements where they're having a clearance for furniture or carpets and someone is constantly shouting. They don't make me want to buy stuff, they make me want to find the manager of that place and shove a screwdriver down his ear canal.
unvertisement by Korgmeister April 22, 2006

unyeetable 

when a being or person is too powerful to be yeeted
ex: Bro Mothman is ripped. he’s unyeetable dude.
unyeetable by mothman #1 stan November 15, 2018

doubleplus unleet

A fusion of newspeak and leetspeak to indicate that something is superlatively bad. Alternatively, "!1337++," "++!1337"
NOT RECOMMENDED for use in verbal conversation, as it makes the speaker sound like a complete t00l.
A tool, in daily conversation: "Arrgh! That memo about the new dress code is doubleplus unleet! No more pocket protectors!"
A l33t haxx0r, in e-mail/im: "WinME+56k+hateway=!1337++, -kthxbai (And yes, I actually ran on that through 2003)"
doubleplus unleet by Erin October 29, 2004