Unvention.

1- An invention that's meant to make things easier, but doesn't work or even makes things worse instead of better.

2- When someone invents something that's already been invented.

Example#1

Dude#1 - My new MAC is supposed to have voice recognition to let me log in, but it's a total piece of crap and it never works.

Dude#2 - Yeah man ... Logging in with a keyboard is much faster and easier. Voice recognition is a total unvention.

Example#2

Dude#1 - Did you check out that Volvo demonstration with automatic brakes that are supposed to stop you from having a collision? It crashed in front of everyone!

Dude#2 - Yeah, that's a total unvention.

by bondgroomebond March 3, 2011

Mothers of Invention

A rock band of the mid-to-late 1960s. The best known member was Frank Zappa. The band made six albums and did three tours, but was not economically successful, which led to such musical gems as "No Commercial Potential".

As musicians, however, the band was very successful and influenced much of late-'60s American rock. Among their better-known songs were "Brain Police", "suzy creamcheese", and "Kansas".

"Mothers" were too cool for America; hell, they were too cool for earth.

by zappafan July 11, 2004

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Unception

Derived from the movie Inception.

Similar to how inception is placing an idea into someone's head while asleep. Unception is completely removing an idea from someone's head while asleep.

Billy woke up and couldn't remember how to speak English, he must have been Unception-ed

Tom didn't want to take his math test so he when into his teacher's dream and took away his ability to do math in a fine display of Unception.

Leonardo DiCaprio's job would have been a lot easier if he had decided to do Unception instead of inception.

by TheJbros11 January 2, 2011

New Invention

New Invention is a scatty place in West Midlands near Willenhall. Unlike willenhall the people in New Invention are openly racist and ain’t on shit. They make out that they run the block but would get run off their own block as all these dudes are just on stealing peoples wheelie bins and leaving empty Budweiser bottles outside people’s yards. Vention man have chetes but have never seen red on them, they get sent shop by willenhall man. The olders down here aswell are bunch of pussyoles and are still doing terrors at their big ages!

New invention, that place is scruffy I wouldn’t go down there!

by Obeenes-x March 16, 2021

unrection

The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy.

A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up her huge fat cans. "Dude, that's nasty, she's giving me an unrection."

by Arrogant Bastard February 26, 2008

the invention

The invention is a device that helps u get really high when smoking a joint. Essentially the invention traps the smoke off of the cherry of the joint then after your hit of the joint u inhale the smoke you trapped. It was invented by Wyatt but now he no longer uses his invention because he says its N A S T y

Dude passs me the invention my hit is up you curly haired fuck

by megaputter March 3, 2011