mothman is the one and only for me and most (crypted fuckers) he is perfect in every way
mackenzie: god i loveeeee Mothman

nova: yeah i know
by ilovemothmansdick July 12, 2019
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A tall, dark, and handsome entity the public has deemed "Mothman" due to it's insect like appearance, first sighted in West Virginia, Point Pleasant in November of 1966.
I will be your Mothman if you'll be my Mothwoman.
by doomgrab January 30, 2021
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When somebody makes a joke in front of a group of people and it falls flat; leaving them babbling like an idiot to explain themselves. Legend is, if you do it badly enough, Mothman himself will show up and beat the shit out of you.
Bro, Evan just mothmaned so hard.

Don't say that. That's a mothman.
by Crispio di Moistici December 01, 2016
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Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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