unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

unseasoned water by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

unseasoned cabbage 

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

unseasoned cabbage by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018

Unseasoned Peanut 

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.

Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

Unseasoned Peanut by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage 

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

Unseasoned Cabbage by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Unseasoned cabbage 

Basically anyone who is being a dick to you

Don't leave me here to clean up your mess, you unseasoned cabbage go suck your mom

Unseasoned cabbage by SLAV_WICK April 13, 2020

unseasoned chicken 

Virgin vagina

I made that unseasoned chicken spicy!

Your chicken needs seasoning.

unseasoned chicken by 🍆✊💦 June 6, 2018

Unseasoned cabbage 

Suck your mum

Kmt unseasoned cabbage

Unseasoned cabbage by Kdrilla can unseasoned cabbage August 14, 2019