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unreasonabull 

Da manner in which huge snorting male cattle may treat humans who are merely passing by or wanting to perform routine care.
Sadly, taking away his credit card will most likely NOT stop a horned cow-impregnator from "charging" --- he very well may be unreasonabull whether he can "shop with plastic" or not!
unreasonabull by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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unreasonable 

people who dogmatically and absurdly persist in disagreeing with one's own dogmatic and absurd beliefs.
unreasonable by Andy April 17, 2004

unreasonable definition 

1: too narrow a defining of the word/term in question
2: a definition that would not occur to a majority of the people asked
3: a definition of a word/term which precludes honest and open discussion of the topic
A definition of urban legend that narrows 'urban legend' to 'political urban legends' would be an unreasonable definition, only a person who knows that he could not win the argument otherwise would make such a claim.

Unreasonably Annihilated

The unpondered act of an individual or individuals in an establishment inhaling, if you will, absurdly extensive amounts of alcohol for reasons that are undecided or unknown. Whilst peers and citizens engage in normal stereotypical Sunday and Monday night activities such as getting the dogs nuetered, grocery shopping, doing homework, walking the pets, or sharing a dull chuckle with friends and family, a supporter of getting Unreasonably Annihilated would unthinkingly drink excessive amounts of alcohol for the pure pleasure of none other reason than "Just to drink". These perpetrators drink to the point where they are no longer functioning members of society and are frowned upon due to their staggering appearance and slurred speech consequently causing citizens to question their morals and ethics.
Norman: What are you guys doing tomorrow, I had a rough weekend so I think i'm going to the mall with my grandma to buy toys for the charity I donate to.

Garrett: Dude thats so pussy who donates anymore, I know tomorrow is monday but we should get Unreasonably Annihilated.

Norman: There is literally no good reason to get shitfaced, but fuck it lets go take 35 shots at Red Lobster at ten in the morning and then go to the park so people stare at us awkwardly while we fall over and give nothing back to the community.

Unreasonably Late Night 

Code for chill and smoke. Used in a public situation when asking if someone wants to smoke weed with you. Can also be used as slang for intense party usually with lots of smoking and drinking.
Co worker: yo man you wanna hang out friday night?

You: unreasonably late?

Co worker: damn straight

ex 2
yo man still stoned from that unreasonably late night yesterday...

Ya man that shit was ill

Unreasonable Crash out 

The act of getting angry and usually yelling or crying due to unreasonable circumstances
"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"
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