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Unseasoned

A person who lacks the spice and seasoning to either their dry ass food or plain personality.
Jayden: 'wtf is this my guy your chicken needs a likkle bit of seasoning'
Reagan:'madd ting it must be bare dry, unseasoned ting'

ex. 2
Rhianna:'Lets dance to some afrobeats likkle bit of shaku and zanku'
Amy:'Whats that?'
Rhianna:'oh my days you're so unseasoned'
Unseasoned by a1daweed18 December 2, 2019
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unseasoned

ameture or spiceless
Lindsey is an unseasoned gyspy.
unseasoned by hotshot146 December 31, 2016

Unseasoned

- A individual who is plain, or has no mixture to them.
My friend Lisa is unseasoned
Unseasoned by SeasonedGuy134 June 22, 2022

Unseasoned

Someone who is of purely caucasian decent
"Bob you unseasoned british ass, put some spices on your food"
Unseasoned by holymunch October 1, 2023

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

unseasoned cabbage 

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.
Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

Unseasoned Peanut 

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.
Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!
Unseasoned Peanut by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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