unporn

Taking a porn picture and photo shopping it until there is nothing left that looks like porn.

They potatochopped his dick into an Ice Cream Cone thus unporning it.

by Joshua112 December 22, 2008

unporn

Porn that makes you feel sick and not horny.

Person 1: "Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?"
Person 2: "That one unporn with the two chicks that eat shit and vomit?"
Person 1: "YES."
Person 2: "Fuck no."

by Ace93 March 27, 2011

The Unborn

Currently a contender for worst film of 2009. Much like One Missed Call before it, it's a mediocre PG-13 horror movie that was panned by critics.

Some actually argue that it's original, when in fact The Unborn rips off from everything. It rips off from The Ring, it rips off from The Grudge, it rips off from The Shining, it rips off from Halloween, it rips off from Exorcism of Emily Rose, it rips off from Silent Hill, it rips off from Jacob's Ladder, even manages to rip off from Invasion of the Body-Snatchers and Freddy vs. Jason.

The marketing wasn't exactly creative as hell either. They showed the female lead in transparent panties with a creepy ghost kid in the background on the cover and that was it. That's really all they used to market it.

Of course Gary Oldman was great in it, that's why it was tragic to see him wasting his amazing talent in such a thing.

Person 1: If you didn't like The Unborn, then you're the reason we keep having remakes of horror movies and horror sequels. U just dunt like original things!

Person 2: How is The Unborn "original"? Ir rips off from everything.

Person 1: ITS TOTALLY ORIGINAL GO WATCH THE SAW SEQUELS OR SOMETHING

Person 2: Hell, at least the Saw sequels don't rip off from everything and dumb it down to PG-13 standards while showing the female lead in panties just to sell it...

by WhoAreYouThatsMoretothePoint October 16, 2009

Unhorny

when women are gross yuck

Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021

unfornigle

Insult to attack people that you don’t like or you are angry with.

Look at that unfornigle 😂

by APVI November 24, 2021

uniporn

When a guy or a girl puts a strap on dildo on their forehead and fucks somebody with it.

Used as verb and noun.

A: "I had the best night ever"
B: "Wow, what happened?"
A: "I got uniporned!"

by christopferd January 26, 2010

The Unborn

commercials for the movie scare the shit out of you but the movie comes up blue eyed dull. only good part is the hot bf, and watching the whole theatre laughing their asses off as the old guy bends over backward and climbs the stairs!

Ashley: Damn "The Unborn" so wasn't scary..
Jill: U still sleepin wit the lights on?
Ashley: Hell yesss.. wanna sleep over??

by Jilly528 January 19, 2009