unfuckman

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unfuckman played mad set last night!

by unfuckman November 22, 2021

unfuckingreal

Unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. Also can relate to unreal good sex, your partner, the act, or yourself. Can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable.

The delicious dinner that you made last night was unfuckingreal, but when we got into bed later and we had such great sex, it was really unfuckingreal.

by Sir Banning November 9, 2008

Unfuckingfassbar

A term created by Rea Garvey (Irish sing-songwriter) as one of the coaches during the Voice of Germany (2012). "Unfassbar" is the German definition of unbelievable or unconceivable. He uses this term when he is breathtaken, speechless and in awe of a singer's performance. An english translation would be something along the lines of "unfuckingbelievable".

Wow - your voice is "unfuckingfassbar", meaning it is incredibly good - it blew me away.

by Melfra November 7, 2012

unfuckingacceptable

a completely intolerable situation that has occurred because of the incompetence of others around you.

Co-worker can't get you wings for lunch from B-dubs. This is unfuckingacceptable.

by Morgan Von Sprecken March 4, 2014

unfuckingforgettable

Passionate slang description of someone or something so powerfully unique that nobody could possibly erase the memory.

That first kiss we had, right there in the front seat of your Durango, is totally unfuckingforgettable.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019

unfuckableness

Noun version of unfuckable

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.

by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).

" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."

by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009