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unfuckingreal
Unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. Also can relate to unreal good sex, your partner, the act, or yourself. Can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable.
The delicious dinner that you made last night was unfuckingreal, but when we got into bed later and we had such great sex, it was really unfuckingreal.
unfuckingreal by Sir Banning November 9, 2008
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Unfuckingfassbar
A term created by Rea Garvey (Irish sing-songwriter) as one of the coaches during the Voice of Germany (2012). "Unfassbar" is the German definition of unbelievable or unconceivable. He uses this term when he is breathtaken, speechless and in awe of a singer's performance. An english translation would be something along the lines of "unfuckingbelievable".
Unfuckingfassbar by Melfra November 7, 2012
unfuckingacceptable
a completely intolerable situation that has occurred because of the incompetence of others around you.
unfuckingacceptable by Morgan Von Sprecken March 4, 2014
unfuckingforgettable
Passionate slang description of someone or something so powerfully unique that nobody could possibly erase the memory.
That first kiss we had, right there in the front seat of your Durango, is totally unfuckingforgettable.
unfuckingforgettable by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2019
unfuckableness
unfuckableness by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011
unfuckable
Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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