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unfuckingreal 

Unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. Also can relate to unreal good sex, your partner, the act, or yourself. Can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable.
The delicious dinner that you made last night was unfuckingreal, but when we got into bed later and we had such great sex, it was really unfuckingreal.
unfuckingreal by Sir Banning November 9, 2008
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unfuckingbelievable 

so unbelievable you have to add fucking for extra umph!
.. my FAVORITE word ..
UnFUCKINGbelievable! I would have never thought that drinking 18 beers could make anyone so hott!
unfuckingbelievable by Errn April 8, 2003

unfuckingbelievable 

When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it.
Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car and almost hit me?!
That was just unfuckingbelievable!!!
unfuckingbelievable by Sandra April 14, 2005

unfuckingbelieveable

When something is incredibly unbelievable.
It is the ugly cousin of the word unbelievable. Typically used when a person is angry or in shock.
John: "What are you saying, she not only ate the 18 ounce steak, but the 3 baked potatoes as well?"
Jess: "Yeah, it was unfuckingbelieveable!"

unfuckingbelievable 

The only thing in the english language that one can "un" fuck.
Don't tell me I did that ugly cunt last night. Unfuckingbelievable.
unfuckingbelievable by rdc September 26, 2003

Unfuckingbelievable 

Dave:This is Unfuckingbelievable

Jerry:I'm sorry it's not my fault I'm going 8-0 in leauge

Dave:Kill yourself
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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