unedaployed 

Person who works a position where others think they are Unknowledgeable or uneducated solely due to that job

That unedaployed truck driver knows nothing about mechanics.

unedaployed by Lonely trucker November 18, 2017

shake hands with the unemployed 

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

shake hands with the unemployed by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Unemployed Behavior 

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.

He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior

Unemployed Behavior by ttaasss June 16, 2023

shaking hands with the unemployed 

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

shaking hands with the unemployed by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Pre-unemployed 

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

Pre-unemployed by jesride January 11, 2010

unemployed 

When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.

unemployed by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011

unemployed 

What you are when you don't have a job.

Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!

unemployed by anonymous October 26, 2004