Alexandra's definitions

JC

Jedi Council, the message boards of TheForce.net

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums

by Alexandra September 24, 2004

nightcap

Sex (thinly veiled euphemism for)

"Would you care to come upstairs for a nightcap?"

Translation: "Am I getting laid tonight or not, lady?"

by Alexandra August 16, 2004

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

bit of skirt

a sexually alluring young woman. (Sometimes considered derogatory.)

"Your girl there, she's a nice bit of skirt."

by Alexandra July 27, 2004

keckers

trousers or pants, usually men's. Same as kecks

"When mye dad came up the stairs, my boyfriend escaped out my bedroom window so quickly, he left his keckers behind."

by Alexandra July 31, 2004

Art on a Stick

Any of a variety of cheesy, cheaply made “art” items usually found for sale at art fairs and craft shows. Many times, if not always, involving a garden gazing ball glued to a stick with some glitter, beads, or other what-not thrown in for good measure.

“I was really hoping to find a nice present for her at the Art Fair, but all they had in the booths was Art on a Stick. I was very disappointed.”

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

Ried

A damn good looking guy.

Man, that guys is a Ried!

by Alexandra January 3, 2005