Alexandra's definitions

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

JC

Jedi Council, the message boards of TheForce.net

Your JC Community - one of the message board's forums

by Alexandra September 24, 2004

Ried

A damn good looking guy.

Man, that guys is a Ried!

by Alexandra January 3, 2005

Screw the arse off

1. vigorous and enthusiastic sex
2. to drive an auto or other vehicle agressively and hard

"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."

"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.

We all just really want to get out of Connecticut

by Alexandra December 1, 2004

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004