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What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.
-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*
by Alexandra October 24, 2005
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Worst band ever...especially because all you "im-so-punk" kids think they're really good. Some of the absolute worst, fake, whiny, mtv-manufactured lyrics I've ever seen. And they always have to be mad cause blah blah they're girlfriend is a bitch and blah blah their parents don't love them and blah blah they're addicted to drugs. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
IM SO PUNK BECAUSE IVE GOT A MOHAWK AND YELL ABOUT HOW IM SO COOL CAUSE I GET HIGH AND STUFF AND yeah, im depressed and i hate my girlfriend .. anarchist forever!! *cough*.
by Alexandra March 26, 2005
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semen sprayed into one's hair, thus resembling a tiara (presumably to avoid swallowing the semen). Similar to pearl necklaceonly higher
"I didn't want to swallow his load, so I moved away at the last minute and he wound up giving me a pearl necklace and tiara"
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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"He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."
"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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Phrase used to conceal one's true destination, especially in response to an awkward question. Is commonly used in Britain when one is headed to the toilet. See also going to see a man about a dog
"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I need to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
"How come you're leaving the table?" "I need to see a man about a dog."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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