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To undress is to TAKE OFF EVERYTHING FROM THE BRA TO THE PANTIES TO THE SHIRT TO THE THONGS...

OR MUCH WORSE!!
some girl who just sent me a valentine but looks far too pretty:
I'm undressing. Wanna watch?

Me: NEIN NEIN NEIN
All the Other Young Boys: heart eyes
she then shoots a valentine's arrow at me, poking me but turning me into a pedophile too

Me, struck dumb: AHHH, THE UNDRESSING...THE SENSATIONS........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----

After...
Me: AARRGH!! YOU HAVE CHESTICLES??!! AIEEE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, NEIN! NEIN! AND STILL, NEIN!
AND YOU HAVE THAT HOOHAA AS WELL?? oh god....

Her: huh?

Me:

you utter jessica! YOU CAN'T BE LIKE THIS! OUT, DARNED SPOT!!
*RUNS AWAY*

then there was a boy who looked just like me, except his shirt was different and he still wore glasses
That Boy: ahhhh, i really wanna have intercourse with ye

BRITTANY, THE UNDRESSED FEMALE YEETER: you wanna do it?
yeeh...

Then, I had a nightmare in bed... and it was about me having the "triple-x" with that Brittany... OMG.
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by MisterWhomstDVe February 12, 2019
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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