to remove clothing (ie. .. shorts, pants, shirts, bra, panties)
i am undressing; wanna watch?
by CPlay May 28, 2008
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capable of being undressed, with no clothes, naked.
'Cause it's beautiful

Ooh, you make me feel undressable

(#Beautiful by Mariah Carey)
by mosomot August 19, 2013
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A gun or gat. Typically used by o.g.'s and straight gangstas.
Shareef: Yo, son, come through wit tha undresser.I got some fools that need blastin on.

Troy: Iight, nigga. Hoody Hooooooooo
by g~kiss December 10, 2006
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unspiced foods, particularly cupcakes. Or plain foods.
"these undressed cupcakes look terrible, time to dress them up."
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To undress is to TAKE OFF EVERYTHING FROM THE BRA TO THE PANTIES TO THE SHIRT TO THE THONGS...

OR MUCH WORSE!!
some girl who just sent me a valentine but looks far too pretty:
I'm undressing. Wanna watch?

Me: NEIN NEIN NEIN
All the Other Young Boys: heart eyes
she then shoots a valentine's arrow at me, poking me but turning me into a pedophile too

Me, struck dumb: AHHH, THE UNDRESSING...THE SENSATIONS........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----

After...
Me: AARRGH!! YOU HAVE CHESTICLES??!! AIEEE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, NEIN! NEIN! AND STILL, NEIN!
AND YOU HAVE THAT HOOHAA AS WELL?? oh god....

Her: huh?

Me:

you utter jessica! YOU CAN'T BE LIKE THIS! OUT, DARNED SPOT!!
*RUNS AWAY*

then there was a boy who looked just like me, except his shirt was different and he still wore glasses
That Boy: ahhhh, i really wanna have intercourse with ye

BRITTANY, THE UNDRESSED FEMALE YEETER: you wanna do it?
yeeh...

Then, I had a nightmare in bed... and it was about me having the "triple-x" with that Brittany... OMG.
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An ambiguous term that can be applied to describe something that is open to interpretation, in order to disguise it's true meaning. Used to be vague about the true nature of what is being discussed. The more it doesn't make sense, the better.
Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...
by RRCsteve June 24, 2011
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