UNISA is an abbreviation for the "university" of South Australia.
The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC
money and
300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi
bear forest.
Unisa is well known for the highest rate of
student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.
However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are
set to be the worst university in the
Asia pacific and
even the world!
The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of
40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most
local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.
UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.
They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and
teachers.
News reporter : Tonight yet another
student was found hanging from a city
building.
People : UNISA, you've done it again!
