umpe 

Means uglystupidrat

You are such a little umpe

umpe by UMPE February 17, 2022

Umperb 

A superlative of the highest order and magnitute.
It has its root in the word Superb.

The word was first said by Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat on the N64. The character was supposed to cry "Superb!" in response to a particularly tasty uppercut, but due to a freak alginment of the planets and a mystical symbol drawn in the dust of the N64 console, he actually uttered the cry "UMPERB!".

Others theorise that the anomaly was created through poor rendering provided by the N64's sound chip, but no-one can be sure.

"That's a superb pie"
"It's better than superb - it's umperb!"

Umperb by Gallagsn January 13, 2008

Umpede 

a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.

T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede

Umpede by mike jones(same as the one above) September 8, 2006

Umper 

Truly unconditional love. The kind that knows no boundaries, and the kind that truly has no end in sight. These are the couples who get refrigerator magnets made for their 50th anniversaries. These are the kind who share pillows. But most of all, these are the kind who have a love that will never, ever quit...because its' just that strong.

Jefferson City, MO is known for its' abundance of Umper, especially on the east side of town.

Umper by CJEAK January 10, 2008

Umpede 

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!

Umpede by mike jones September 2, 2008

Umpede 

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey its an allende
friend#2:ha ha allendes a loser
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!hes growing!!

Umpede by mike jones2 September 3, 2008

umper 

the noise made buy an obese midget durring intercourse...no one knows where the noise comes from, it is not vocal nor bodily.

* umper!umper!umper!
- what the hell is that noise? is it you? the bed? its coming from NOWHERE!!!

umper by bogart March 7, 2005