bogart's definitions

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

razel

used to describe a woman who will do anything for drugs, or, for money to buy drugs. used as a name

*hey, is that Razel?
- yeah, don't stare

by bogart March 7, 2005

crystal whore

one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.

quit being such a crystal whore and give me some.

by bogart March 7, 2005

suck the dole

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

by bogart May 13, 2005

Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

by bogart May 13, 2005

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

oberling

term used to define one who hogs or is stingy with cocain. similar to a bogart

you're such an oberling, now cut me a line damn it

by bogart March 7, 2005