Definitions by bogart

Jib

to come splatter a persons face...

i jibbed so hard her head got stuck to the pillow

Jib by bogart May 13, 2005

suck the dole 

term used to describe someone who sucks cock. derogitory insult both to the person and the bannana.

dude, quit suckin the dole....

suck the dole by bogart May 13, 2005

kanter 

An extremely large marijuana cigarette. Rolled to perfection.

Dude, I just rolled the nicest Kanter, lets get high.

kanter by Bogart April 13, 2005

mongolion cluster fuck 

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up

(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*

mongolion cluster fuck by bogart March 10, 2005

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

monkey fuckin' a football by bogart March 10, 2005

Oh Billy! 

affectionate term used when ever... preferably screamed at the top of ones lungs. anyone named eric, is reffered to as oh billy.

*OH Billy!
- where have you been all my life
* in your bum bum.

Oh Billy! by bogart March 9, 2005

dirty john 

the act of pulling out ones penis and slapping a teacher, or substitute teacher in the face... then tea-bagging them... named after john dove, at Alamogordo High

* now children, do you're homework
- i'll give you a dirty john if you don't shut up.

dirty john by bogart March 9, 2005