Umped

Not being totally pumped... but almost pumped. Approximately 5/6th of being pumped.

I'm pretty umped for that party on Friday night.

by thewonton December 7, 2011

De-umped

When a person has been dumped by there girl friend or boy friend and dosent yet know. the word can be used by people or 'friends' of the person to talk about the fact that they have been dumped with out them having any understanding .*warning this may only work on retards. *

Woody: hey how are you guys ? Ash: woody is De-umped! Rhys+Bermo: ahahahahahhaah Woody: what ?

LOL your De-umped!

by GOML! October 21, 2010

one-upped

What has happened to a person when they have been outdone by another

Person A: "I just got a 93% on my history test!"
Person B: "I got a 98%."
Person A: "Ok, you one-upped me there."

by Prox March 19, 2005

Fruit roll uped

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.

Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!

by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010

Umpdamn

A regional curse-word originating in the southern U.S.
"Umpdamn" possesses high-linguistic plasticity and acts on times as a pronoun, adverb, and an adjective.

"Umpdammit.!'
"I don't give an umpdamn about no umpdamn, umpdamn."
"I don't know what the umpdamn you're saying."
"Grab me the umpdamn."

by Umpdammit October 19, 2022

JACKT-UPED

A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.

Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is JACKT-UPED!! Yoo shou see all dem puddles and mud!

by T and D Associates, Dawg August 21, 2008

Umperb

A superlative of the highest order and magnitute.
It has its root in the word Superb.

The word was first said by Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat on the N64. The character was supposed to cry "Superb!" in response to a particularly tasty uppercut, but due to a freak alginment of the planets and a mystical symbol drawn in the dust of the N64 console, he actually uttered the cry "UMPERB!".

Others theorise that the anomaly was created through poor rendering provided by the N64's sound chip, but no-one can be sure.

"That's a superb pie"
"It's better than superb - it's umperb!"

by Gallagsn January 13, 2008