ulbrich

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the last name of a man with an extremely large penis and normally drives a sexy truck. he gets mad pussy and loves to use the word "EPIC" he most likely drinks a lot. very interested in girls from NJ. his dad will probably be a total douche. he loves cars and trucks. he also has fucked a perfect 10!

dude last night, this girl came up to me and said i was an ulbrich

ulbrich by ulbrich freak September 15, 2010

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Ulrich

Ulrich is not your typical guy he has lots of layers that need to be uncovered. Just to mention a few he is sweet, loving, caring and very overprotective over those he care about. If you ever meet an Ulrich hold on to him tight because you will learn to grow on him and who knows he might be your happy ever after!!

Girl:Have you met Ulrich?
Girl(2):Not yet but I would like to his aura is just something of wonders
Girl:I've noticed that too!!Now I need to meet him too.

Ulrich by ANYNOMOUS420 March 28, 2019

Related Words

ulbrich • Ulrich • Ulrichism • ulrich schnauss • ullrich • Ulriched • umbricht • Lars Ulrich • Grant Ulrich • Herr Ulrich

ulrich schnauss

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.

A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"

ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

Ulrich

a guy with an 8 inch penis

oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis

Ulrich by my dick is only a little big October 29, 2018

ulrich schnauss

- God of music
- Godlike music

A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss

ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004

Ulriched

The act of getting so mad that you:
a) Flip over a table with items still on it
b) Begin to threaten to beat people with a remote or game controller

Person 1: Dude i don't think he's to happy.
Person 2: Nope, he Ulriched everywhere

Ulriched by DaMunkyKing218 December 1, 2010

lars ulrich

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!

-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You

lars ulrich by scuba steve November 7, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026