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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!
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That's Grace Unangst!
Unangst by Mason November 30, 2004

Owlaholics Unanymous 

Owlaholics Unanymous is a burrowship of men and women, (on Facebook in the group Owliacs), who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may perpatuate their common obcession and help others to discover owlaholism.
The only requirement for membership is a desire to begin or continue to perpetuate OWLAHOLISM, (as defined in the Urban Dictionary). There are no dues or fees for O.U. membership; we are self- sustaining through our own mental illness with owls.

O.U. is not allied with any sect, denomination, politics, or institution; and wishes to engage in any and all owl controversies, as well as totally endorsing or opposing anything or anyone having to do with our worship and veneration of the owl. Our primary purpose is to stay Owlaholics and help others to achieve full blown Owlaholism.
After years of pain and loneliness as a result of constant thoughts of owls, Ivonne finally felt "a part of", after going to her first Owlaholics Unanymous meeting.

Unanniversary 

The day you would have celebrated as your anniversary if you had not broken up.
Today's our unanniversary. We would've been together for three years if we were still together.
Unanniversary by ScribblScrabble August 29, 2012
An epic replacement for the blasphemic word "orange".
Parker: "Man I love orange juice"
(everyone glares at Parker, due to his obvious poor choice in words)
Parker: (realizing his mistake) "Ah! I mean urnange!"
(everyone proceeds to slap Parker for being a downy)
urnange by unablehammar July 29, 2009

unannounced

Showing up some where your not welcomed or invite.
My cousin wants my address to my new place so she can show up all unannounced. Just "pop-up" at your crib never mind what I'm doing.
unannounced by Lbushquizeanic1 March 9, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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