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Unanniversary 

The wedding anniversary you no longer celebrate due to divorce.
Happy unanniversary!
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Unniversary 

An unniversary is the yearly celebration of the day you became divorced. Whether a happy or depressing celebration is up to the participant.
"Let's wish a merry unniversary to Ben, who is celebrating his sixth year since his soul-crushing divorce from Rebecca. How's that loneliness treating you?"
Unniversary by Will Rickabaugh October 19, 2006

unniversary 

The annual celebration of a leap day marriage in any non-leap year. Usually celebrated on February 28 and/or March 1.
Wife: Since we got married on leap day, we don't have an anniversary this year.
Husband: Then I don't have to get you anything, right?
Wife: No, it's our unniversary. I still expect gifts.
unniversary by .d.h. March 16, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026