A tyboo is another version of a weaboo, but for an Irish boy obsessed Hunter. This is an inside joke but I'm just putting this online to annoy hunter. Senpai will notice you some day mate.
Hunter: He's soooooo hot! I almost saw him shirtless!
Jacob: your such a tyboo .
Someone who repeatedly makes typos, such as in an instant messenger or chat room, and then corrects themselves. Particularly when the correction they give is wrong and for a simple word.
Not to be used on someone who "rites liek dis" (Txt tlk) because that is not a typo for them, they were intentionally being retarded.
Michelle: I'm rely cool.
Michelle: *relly Michelle:*really
Alex: shut the hell up, you're a typotard
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!