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Typotard 

Someone who repeatedly makes typos, such as in an instant messenger or chat room, and then corrects themselves. Particularly when the correction they give is wrong and for a simple word.
Not to be used on someone who "rites liek dis" (Txt tlk) because that is not a typo for them, they were intentionally being retarded.
Michelle: I'm rely cool.
Michelle: *relly
Michelle:*really
Alex: shut the hell up, you're a typotard
Typotard by Chromana April 8, 2010

Typetard 

One who doesn't seem type words properly.

Misses one letter from a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.
My friend text me and said she wanted to go to sux flags. Friggin' Typetard
Typetard by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009
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Typetarded 

People who can't type and have problems communicating their feelings/words over facebook chats. It is denoted with an asterisk (*)
Oliver: "hahaha that'd be hilarios"
Amanda: "Wow you're sooooo *"
Oliver: "I know i'm super typetarded"

Typetard 

One who doesn't seem to know how to type words properly.
Misses one letter for a word and makes the entire sentence sound retarded.
This chic text me and said she wanted to go and to sux flags. what a fat fingered typetard.
Typetard by FunnyBoyBob November 11, 2009

typetard 

Frequent ridiculous autocorrects made by an iPhone in response to the typetardedness of its user. A perfect union of hopeless user and overly invasive autocorrection which results in amusing typetarded sentence construction.
"Did you see all the funny errors in that message John sent from his iPhone? What a pair of absolute typetards he and his phone are!"
typetard by Sideline Critic February 9, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026