Typothermia

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.

It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'

Typothermia by Roo December 20, 2010

Typothermia

An online illness that can be spread from the "typoer" to all those around him/her. Usually started off by one person whom had miss-typed a single word, and had somebody else try to laugh at them and "point the finger" but they ended up fucking their words up even more than the first guy did. Very contagious, especially among those who are new to whatever it is they are doing which involves Internet usage, most commonly chat rooms and online games.

Symptoms may vary, but often include severe headaches and the lose of control over ones fingers and thumbs. In rare cases the victim suffers by losing the will to type and/or twitching around at their face and neck.

Gamer 1: "Zomg, totally pwned that guy last nigth.
Gamer 2: "Ooops, you typoed!"
Totally random n00b: "roflckaezz funyn crpa oh noes i got tpyotehrmai!"
Gamer 2: "Get it right, it's typothermia, n00b!"
Gamer 1: "Lol!"

Typothermia by Adam Clement April 30, 2006

Hypothermia 

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

Hypothermia by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

phone hypothermia 

when you use your phone while it charges and it loses battery faster than it charges and it eventually dies

stevie wonder: goddamn it, my phone contracted phone hypothermia

jebron lames: has it died?

stevie wonder: yeppy smeppy

phone hypothermia by JLames_06 June 17, 2018

Hypothermia 

When you feel like you're actually going to die from cold weather, and everything is numb; extremely low temperature.

It's so cold, I feel like I'm about to get hypothermia.

Hypothermia by suspicious_pandicorn February 20, 2018

Urban hypothermia 

A condition where a person falls prey to hypothermia by not wearing appropriate clothing in an urban environment.

This condition generally affects people who are trying to show off their rad tan, biceps or new tatto sleeve in cold weather.

"Dude, Jayden is in hospital.
What happened?
We met up for a macchiato and he was only wearing a singlet so he could show off his sweet new sleeve. One minute we were sipping micro-foam and the next he was out... The doc said it sounded like a classic case of urban hypothermia."

Urban hypothermia by GreeneryTheSecond July 13, 2012

Early Onset Hypothermia 

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

Early Onset Hypothermia by ACSprain771995 November 26, 2017